Muck FM Video Channel – Happy New Year!
A special mucky message from the Doctor. [media id=117]
A special mucky message from the Doctor. [media id=117]
Another Christmas over, another couple of stone in the fat bank. I’ve been royally fed and watered over the last few days. Mrs Muck gave me a good nosh up
Well, they say that it’s the shortest day of the year today. Because it is. Unless you live directly on the equator or in the southern hemisphere. Obviously. But that
It’s been a great week. The hangover from last weekend finally disappeared sometime on Wednesday afternoon and now I’m looking forward to this one. Weekend, not hangover. It’s a white
Dear Handy, Having like yourself recently risen to the heady heights of megastardom, I was wondering how you have dealt with jealous family members and friends. I await your
Eugh….. my head is pounding, my mouth tastes like a camel’s jock strap (don’t ask, strange things go on late at night at Uncle Jamal’s), my ears are ringing and
I may be a doctor but that doesn’t mean I neglect my body in the way that mechanics drive shoddy cars, or hairdressers look like cunts. No, I look after
You should always feel comfortable enough with your partner for her to find you face down on the living room floor at 5am. Preferably still breathing. I’ve ordered
It’s Mrs Muck’s birthday today. As such, I am only going to spend a couple of hours round at Fifi’s, who’s the head Muck FM geisha girl, and my
Dear Handy, Why are you so rude? From your mum To your mum, Fuck off. Handy x